“Don’t let aging get you down; it’s too hard to get back up!”
“Now that I’ve become a senior, everything’s starting to click for me – my knees, my back, my neck…”
“Old people are just young people who have been alive for a very long time.”
“One benefit of old age is that your secrets are safe with your friends—they can’t remember them either!”
“With old age comes wisdom…and discounts.”
“I say I’m young at heart and old everywhere else.”
“Age is an issue of mind over matter; if you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter!”
“The only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.”
